if we can land a man on the moon, surely i can win your heart
Oh, man…yeah.
I’m doing it.
It’s the 3rd Annual Valentines Day orangebuffalo post a la Amanda.
I tell ya…it’s getting to be a bit hard. I mean, I’ve pretty much covered everything there is to bitch about concerning the ‘holiday’ - the commercialism of it all, the superiority it gives to those in relationships while curb-stomping singles into the ground, and the extra weight you gain from eating all the chocolate that you ate out of pure self-pity.
This about covers it all.
“Cupids with UZI’S!” - BWAHAHAHAHAAHAA!
With that said - I’m turning over a new leaf.
Say WHAAAAA!!
Tonight I will NOT consume copious amounts of wine, I will NOT stub my toe while trying to order chinese food, and I will NOT watch Sex in the City.
Seriously?
For reals?
Something’s up with the universe!!
Instead I’m just gonna provide you with copious amounts of links, which you will thank me for when you’re looking to avoid doing whatever it is that you’re supposed to be doing, and you need a bit of interweb distraction.
Anyway…previous orangebuffalo valentines posts:
2005
2006
til death…and beyond…due you part
quick! someone warn them before it’s too late!
Valentines mixtapes - here and here (Boyz II Men? All 4 One? heck YESSSSS!).
Oh…and…vanmega has the february mixtape up. And it’s quite nice.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
who am i kidding…it’s time for wine!!
February 17th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Seriously…where is everyone and why do you hate orangebuffalo so much?
February 17th, 2007 at 9:13 am
We don’t hate orangebuffalo, just… uh…
No comments yet because that is a truckload of links to go through; haven’t had time to visit them yet.
February 17th, 2007 at 10:04 am
Eff.
Get on it!
Also…when I read the new tagline, I laffed out loud for at LEAST 2 minutes.
At least.
February 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
It appears to me that the only people that make a big deal about Valentine’s Day are the ones who are single!
I myself have turned over a new leaf this Valentine’s Day. I said “Baby, cards are a waste of money. If you are looking to make me happy, spend the $4-8 on beer instead of an overpriced sappy card.
Which leads me to another topic. Greeting cards…are they not overpriced???
February 19th, 2007 at 4:04 am
Erm…a new leaf?
You mean that in previous years you DIDN’T go for beer over a card?
February 19th, 2007 at 4:06 am
Oh, and…the dig about people who are single making a big deal…I’m not even biting.
Nope.
Not EVEN.
Except for this: not. true.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Re: Comment 6
I past years I have been suckered into spending heaps of coin on pieces of paper that are read once and then recycled.
Recycling is a concept that I am sure is new to you Albertan’s but it goes along the lines of using the raw materials of an item more than once. I knew this would blow your mind, but it’s true.
Re: Comment 7
Hooked, lined, and landed.
February 20th, 2007 at 8:09 am
Re: comment 8, re: comment 6 - tree-hugging RULES.
Re: comment 8, re: comment 7 - “hooked, lined, and landed” meaning:
a) biting
or
b) not single.
I choose B.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
I choose biting and trapped in the cougar cage
February 20th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
= landed
February 20th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
In a rather blatent attempt to stop this whole line of conversation, here is a link concerning the art of putting together a rad-tastic Valentines mixtape. I recommend you bookmark it for next year.
Also: I have decided to officially change my birthdate. 1984 is going to be the new 1980.
This means there will be NO more cougar remarks allowed.
EVER!
Also X 2: Ryan loses 80 billion points.
February 21st, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Cougar
February 22nd, 2007 at 12:33 am
I’m about THIS close to taking back the B&B offer…
THIS CLOSE*!
*imagine me holding my fingers SO close together that you can’t even tell they’re not connected.
And you KNOW you want B&B.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
My bad
But you better make good or else…(insert evil type of revenge here)
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:21 am
wow! that worked better than i thought it would…good to know.
i shall procure some b&b today and have it sent your way.
BE PREPARED!
February 23rd, 2007 at 7:34 pm
B&B is a very powerful thing…..
Great rewards can be reaped from proper use, but evil consequences can result from misuse.
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Kind of like the ring of power in Lord of The Rings…
OMG!
Did i just REFERENCE that?
Uber nerd.
Right here.
February 14th, 2009 at 4:04 am
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